i changed the settings on my moms phone so that when she types my name it changes to ‘my favorite child’ and when she types a swear, it changes it to something more family friendly
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3 hours ago
mug shot of the century
this is really so sad i can’t even laugh
if it didn’t say mug shot i would have thought it was a photo from she’s the man
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3 hours agoI hate that feeling when you’re not necessarily sad, but you just feel really empty and every little thing gets to you and everyone that talks to you makes you angry and you want to punch everyone in the face
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4 hours agoBonedigger the crippled lion is best friends with dachshunds
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4 hours ago
science teacher introduces student to the harshness of real life
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4 hours ago