June 2013
When your sibling is being so annoying that even your parent is like, “Dude, shut the fuck up.”
“The cure for anything is salt water - sweat, tears, or the sea.”
—Isak Dinesen (via julietburgess)
Why I think my dad's a hunter
He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley
He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in
We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement
(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)
He also really likes his leather jacket.
UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK
one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him
is there a way for me to donate my body fat to the starving kids in africa
I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry
pet peeves:
when people chew with their mouth open,
ask for seconds before they’ve finished what’s on their plate,
and smoking anywhere inside a building or vehicle.
