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Why I think my dad’s a hunter

novvak:

novvak:

He “works” with guys named Sam, Dean and Crowley

He has a really huge “hockey bag” that we’re not allowed to look in

We have an outrageous amount of salt in the basement

(that’s just the start, there’s more in the garage)

He also really likes his leather jacket.

UPDATE: HE’S ALWAYS ON BUSINESS TRIPS AND ONCE CAME HOME FROM A “HOCKEY GAME” WITH A HUGE CUT ON HIS NECK

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NO, MALFOY. BROADWAY. BROADWAY.

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egg-rolls:

one time i got a sample from the tea store at the mall and as i walked away the guy said “tea you later” and then his coworker smacked him

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is there a way for me to donate my body fat to the starving kids in africa

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neopiacentral:

I love buying new things but i hate spending money I’m so angry

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pet peeves:
when people chew with their mouth open,
ask for seconds before they’ve finished what’s on their plate,
and smoking anywhere inside a building or vehicle.